Backcover: You think you know John? Well, let’s see....
What bathroom fixture did his father have in mind at birth? Does algebra have a use, besides torture? Who is Glory Hallelujah? Who is Violent Hayes? What do they want? Who or what are the Lashasa Palulu? Why do fools fall in love? How can anyone who is fighting a secret battle for his life know anyone? And how can they know him?